Thai Boi

On Monday’s my pecker is usually empty from playing over the weekend. Either with myself or with some cute gay Asian guy I met somewhere. But this weekend it didn’t get much exercise. I was to busy shopping that I forgot all about the boys. Shame on me.

This weekend I am ripe for another visit to the gay Asian danceboy heaven, DJ station. I will try my luck again and see I anybody wants me. I will try not to be a wallflower, but cruise the aisles to check the merchandise that is available. yeah, weekend, here I come.

Sometimes they approach me out of the blue. I walk around somewhere and a lecherous old white man imagines I was looking at him. As if. Why would I look at an ugly ofl white man? I am only interested in cute gay Asian boys. I don’t want wrinkly, smelly and scary looking white men with hair growing out of their nose and their ears. I bet they have false teeth as well. Eeeewwww!

A Swedish girl was murdered in Phuket and some dumb policeman said it might have been her own mistake because she was wearing revealing clothes. Like a bikini. So should all the women wear burkhas then? What the policeman said was insulting for the girl. She did not do anything wrong. It is also makes it look as if all Thai guys cannot control themselves and go crazy when they see some naked flesh. That policeman is a douchebag. I go and chase gay Asian boys, but that does not mean I cannot control myself.

I like to walk around in Paragon sometimes. I cannot afford most of the stuff they sell, but I can look at the cute gay Asian boys for free and check out their dicks at the urinals. The I can go to that big Japanese bookstore and sit and read for a while. Sometimes I can cruisy nerdy boys there as well, but you have to be careful of the guards.

I don;t mean to cut it off and sorry to be so explicit but I do feel a bit horny today and would not mind if some handsome gay Asian fellow would walk up to me in the bathroom and offer me his cock to suck. I would gladly make him happy. For nothing.

I tried to submit this blog to blogcatalog.com but they rejected it because it is pornography, they say. Bollocks. Dictionary.com says that porn is “creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire”. As if I spend all this time writing just for the purpose to give you a hardon. Sad really.

My mobile phone is my best friend. I carry it with me wherever I go. You never know if some hot bod from GayRomeo is going to call and ask you to come over to his place for a few hours of horny fun. Sorry, I can’t give out my number here.

This man Obama, he shows that if you really want something, you can do it. If you want to be president hard enough, you will be president one day. So I want to have gay Asian sex adventures everyday. I just don’t want them hard enough that they actually happen. That is because I am lazy by nature.

The socialists have won in Spain. I’m not so in favour of socialism. I believe people can better decide things for themselves. The state need not involved. On the other hand, the party on the right there campaigned on such xenophobic issues as immigration. And the socialists legalized gay marriage. Being gay and Asian, that’s a good thing. Maybe I would have voted for the socialists as well, if I were Spanish.